Cow is my friend

“Who said a pig and a cow could not be friends?” I said.

“No one says it,” they said.

“Oh, I was wrong. My bad. Sorry.”

 

 

Who are they?

“Hey buddy.”

I turned my face and saw two creatures hanging on my fence.

“Who are you?” I said.

“We are your neighbor,” they said.

“Oh, nice to meet you,” I said. “Welcome to Happy Village.”

After sleeping

The sun stood up high.

It was time to find food.

Should I go to the front yard or backyard?

Ah huh, I could go anywhere because it was inside my gate.

I am happy pig

I am the happiest pig in the world.

Um, so warm.

I like sleeping in my nest.

Knock, knock, knock.

“Who’s that?” I said.

“Me, your friend,” a voice from outside.

“I’m sleeping. Don’t bother me.”

Then I continued sleeping.

Too Late

written by Chakriya PHOU

A mother is giving instruction to her daughter.

Mother: Sweetheart, you are a girl. You have to take care of your body. Don't let anyone touch you. 

Daughter: It's too late, Mum. Someone touched me. 

Mother: Tell me. I will go to report. 

Daughter: You cannot report because I am the person who gave permission. Not only touch but also press and squeeze. 

Mother: Tell me now who he is. 

Daughter: It's not ‘he,’ it's ‘she.’ She is a staff member at a massage and spa. I went to her to get a massage. She touched, pressed, and squeezed my whole body. My body was in pain, but after that, it was good. Talking about it, I feel I want to go to her again.

Mother: !!!

Wish of a porcupine

written by Chakriya PHOU

There was a god. He stayed in heaven.

One day, he looked from his palace and saw that animals living on earth were having a difficult time. He felt sorry for them. He wanted to help them, but he could not show himself to them.

The god thought for a while, then he decided to go into animals' dreams and asked them what they wanted, and he made them accomplish it. He went from one to one. Then it was the turn of the porcupine. 

The god came into its dream and asked, "Now, what do you wish for?"

The porcupine, nervously, said, "I don't dare to say for my wish you need to do it with your own hands."

The god smiled and said to it, "Don't be scared. Say it, and I will do it for you."

Then the porcupine—shy—claimed that, "I want you to massage my body."

The god opened big eyes and froze.

Make-love in Rain

written by Chakriya PHOU

The rain was falling. 

A boy was sitting under the tree. Next to him was a younger boy. Next to the younger boy was another boy, smaller than him. After the smaller boy, there was a girl, about the size of the first boy. She was carrying a baby, about six months old. All of them were wet. 

The girl covered the little baby with a scarf. Once in a while, she looked at a bush that was not far from the tree.

Behind the bush, there was chatting.

“Are you sure?” A female’s voice.

“Yes. The fortune teller told the husband and wife that own that shop to have a kid next year, and then they will become millionaires. I already searched. Husband’s birthday is the same as mine, and wife’s birthday is the same as yours,” a man’s voice said.

“Then hurry up.”

The rain continued for several minutes. Then it stopped.

A few seconds later, a limping man and a woman came out of the bush and walked towards the kids.

“It’s time to work,” he said.

“Yes, Father,” the kids said, and the young girl gave the baby to the woman, saying, “Mother, she cried, but I persuaded her to sleep.”

The mother just nodded her head.

Following, the limping father took the lead by bringing his wife and children to the road junctions. When the traffic light was red, the family went to knock on the travelers’ cars window and asked for money.