How to party

“Let's party at your house,” duck said. 

“My house!” I said. 

“Good. I want to eat grass,” cow said. 

“We don't want to eat, we want to stay in the mud,” the twin piggies said. 

“Me too. I want to swim,” duck said. 

“Hence let's go to the lake,” I said. 

“Why?” All of them said. 

“Over there, there are grasses for cow to eat, water for duck to swim and at the shore of the lake there is cool mud for the piggies to stay,” I claimed.

Pig doesn't want butterfly

 

“If you want a butterfly, don't chase it. Build a garden,” the duck said.

“Correct.” The cow nodded. “Then there will be many butterflies for you.”

“Yes,” the twin piggies said. “Get up and start working.”

“No, I don't,” I said.

“Why?” All of them asked.

“Because I just want to be a pig who is happy to be a pig. And a pig doesn't need a butterfly,” I said before I laid on a lounge and drank coconut juice.

Under a shiny sun

It was a good day to relax and tan my skin. 

La la la… 

Then I saw a crow flying. In his peak, there was a small stone. He flew back and forth over my head. 

“Hey crow,” I said. “What are you doing?” 

The crow flew down to stand on my table. He put down the rock before he spoke, “I am thirsty. I found a bottle of water but the water is half. I cannot drink it. So I get rocks to put into that bottle to make the water come up then I can drink it.” 

I thought for a second, then I said, “Wait.” 

I ran into my house. For a moment, I came back with a straw in my hand. 

“It's the year 2023 now. Don’t use rock, use this,” I said then I gave it to him.

 

Because I want to catch a fish

I tried my best to learn how to swim.
Yes, it was because I wanted to catch a fish.
Pig is fat; I wanted to reduce some weight and I was recommended to eat fish.

 

 

Job interview

written by Chakriya PHOU

In a company's room...

Interviewer : Hello, welcome to my company. Please show why I should hire you.

Interviewee : Because I have 3 qualifications.

Interviewer : What are they?

Interviewee : First, I speak honestly. Second, I share all knowledge/information. Third, if I do something wrong, I will accept my mistake.

Interviewer : Because of these 3 qualifications, I hope you'll find another job.

Interviewee : Why?

Interviewer : You speak honestly, it means you are not flexible. You share info, it means you cannot be my confidant because you would tell others about my story. You accept your mistake if you do wrong, it means you don't know the art of living. I'm sorry, man. Good luck to you.

Interviewee : !!!

When I go out with my guy

“Hey, two piggies.”

I looked for the voice owner, but I didn’t find them.

“What’s the matter?” My friend said.

“Someone called us two piggies,” I told.

“Then?”

“Aren’t you angry?”

“Why? They are correct. We are pig.”

“Oh, I forgot. My bad memory.”

I dream about strawberry

One night, I dreamt about a strawberry.
After I woke up, I thought about it; I wanted to eat strawberries. But where could I get it?
“In my yard, there was no one. In my neighbors’ yards, there was no one either. Where should I go to get a strawberry?
“In the jungle,” a crow said from a branch of a tree.
“In the jungle, there is a fox. You want to lure me to him to bite me to death, then you will share my meat. I won’t go,” I said.
“Oh you are not stupid as I heard,” the crow said before he flew away.