Chef has to cook

We wanted to have a picnic at the lake, and we were discussing food we should cook. Cow and Duck were arguing while the twin pigs and I were listening.

“I want to be the chef,” Cow said.

“No, I should be the chef,” Duck said.

“I should be, not you,” Cow said.

“No, I should be,” Duck said.

Feeling strange about their argument, I decided to ask, “You want to be a chef, so you will cook, won't you?”

“No,” Cow and Duck said at the same time, “I want to be the chef, but you are the cook.”

I opened my eyes, “Why me? Two of you want to be the chef. Why don't you cook?”

“I just want to be the chef, but I don't want to cook. You have to cook.”

After hearing two of them say that, I shook my head, “Who wants to be the chef is the cook. If the chef doesn't cook, let's go home.”

No one said anything. Then the picnic was canceled.

I am a pig, so I must learn from pig

“Why do you watch Rosita? Why don't you watch other animals?” Duck said. 

“Why do you want me to watch other animals?” I said. 

“Because you are a pig and Rosita is a pig too. You will not get anything from watching the pig. If you watch other animals, you will be able to learn from them.” 

“Why do I have to learn from other animals when I am a pig?” I stated. “I am a pig. I should watch anything about the pig to learn how the pig motivates themselves, encourages themselves, and solves their problems themselves.”

Nice bad guy

I was surprised as I opened my door and saw Crow piercing on a table in the yard. Her eyes were like a panda’s eyes, and she looked at me with a furious glance.

“Good morning,” I said. “What’s happened to your eyes?”

“Idiot,” the crow said. “I didn’t sleep for the whole night to get information for you, and I waited for you here since the sun didn’t rise, and you just got up.”

“It’s not my fault for getting up at lunchtime.”

“I don’t want to argue with you. I came here to tell you that the wolf doesn’t give up on getting you. So be careful.”

“Oh, thank you for telling me. But why did you tell me? I think you want to eat me too.”

“Sure, I want to eat you. I told you this news to pay for your kindness that you gave me a straw to drink water last time.”

After telling it, the crow flew away.

Lazy

We were sitting by the lake.

“I am cold,” Cow said.

“Pig,” Duck called, “go to your house and take a sweater for Cow.”

“No,” I said.

“You are lazy,” Duck said.

“Right. Pig, you are lazy,” twin piggies said.

“Yes, I am,” I said with a smile. “If you are not lazy, go take it.”

Because she is who she is

“Piggy, there is a crow perching on a branch of a tree in front of your house. Aren't you afraid of it?” Cow, Duck and Twin Piggies asked me.

“No,” I said.

They narrowed their eyes, “Why not?”

“Because I can see that she is a crow, and she doesn't hide herself as a crow,” I said with a smile.

I am smart

When the sun set, while I was sleeping in my bed, there was a door knock.

“Grandma, is that you?” I asked.

“Yes, dear. It's me, your grandma. Open the door,” the outsider said.

“I won't,” I said. “Because I don't have a grandma.”

I heard the angry voice of the wolf, then I heard it going back to the forest.

No one is bad!!!

“I have good intentions; that's why I came to tell you that duck talked about you behind your back,” Cow said, then left.

Later on…

 “I have good intentions; that's why I came to tell you that twin piggies talked about you behind your back,” Duck said, then left.

Later on…

“We have good intentions; that's why we came to tell you that cow talked about you behind your back,” Twin Piggies said, then they left.

“Hmmm…” I took a long breath. ‘All of you make me feel I am a person with bad intentions.’ I spoke my mind. ‘Because all of you told me who talks behind my back, but I never tell that each of you talk behind each other’s back to me.’